Thursday, March 26, 2015

I am a cat, Soseki Natsume

At first this cat was tedious, but the relentlessness of the cat's musings, or the persistence of the (presumably) faithfulness in translation, brought me, eventually, fully, into his world.



pg. 104
Cat's paws are as if they do not exist.  Wheresoever they may go, they never make clumsy noises.  Cats walk as if on air, as if they trod on clouds, as quietly as the stone going light-tapped under water, as an ancient Chinese harp touched in a sunken cave.  The walking of a cat is the instinctive realization of all that is most delicate

pg. 223
Even this gathering of gasbags cannot wheeze on forever, and the pressure of their conversation is now fast whimpering down toward exhaustion.

pg. 278
One seeker after inspiration, convinced that the secret of its attainment lay in constipation, assiduously strove for that prior condition by eating a dozen unripe persimmons for fruitless years on end.

I'm sure no good can come of encouraging a cabbage, that creature born to craven passiveness, to indulge himself in loafing gloomy idelness. ... But bigots such as he would never listen to a cat's advice; so I decided to let him stew in his own dull juice..
 pg. 312

I am a cat.  Some of you may wonder how a mere cat can analyzehis master's thoughts with the detailed acumen which I have just displayed.  Such a feat is a mere nothing for a cat.  Quite apart from the precision of my hearing and the complexity of my mind, I can also read thoughts.  Don't ask me how I learned that skill.  My methods are none of your business.  The plain fact remains that when, apparently sleeping on a human lap, I gently rub my fur against his tummy, a beam of electricity is thereby generated, and down that beam into my mind's eye every detail of his innermost reflections is reflected.  One day, for instance, my master, while gently stroking my head, suddenly permitted himself to entertain the atrocious notion that, if he skinned this snoozing moggy and had its pelt made up into a waistcoat, how warm, how wonderfully warm, that Kittish Warm would be.  I at once sensed what he was fthinking, and felt an icy chill creep over me.  It was quite horrible.  Anyway, it is this extrasensory gift which has enabled me to tell you not only what my master said but even what he thought throughout this dreary evening.  pg. 349

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